• Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
  • TV: LOL, but good shows are on.
  • iPod: Sleep? Is that a new app?
  • Sleeping position: You're not gonna be comfortable.
  • Mind: What's the meaning of life though?
  • Temperature: It's too hot and it's too cold.
  • Noises: Oh, you said be louder? Okay.
  • Tumblr: Keep scrolling, bitch.